Zeitgeist - Deus Ex Machina

Kaybeau Arms Faire of DOOM

Don't Trust the NARC

With Xelari Danyan Devontes, the walking tank in tow, the Derps make their way to the Faire. They meet with Lockehart and she says some words. It all sounded like, “blah, blah, blah, I’m a dirty ho.”

After pointing out the obvious, she explained the layout of the fairgrounds and was generally not helpful.

They wander around a bit until they find themselves drawn to the tent of Heward Secum. He offers them all a drink in thanks for saving his life and introduces himself to Xel, who of course refuses to drink. Arcanis wonders if he could get someones initials etched onto his “sword.”

Soon the Derps make their way to Gun Alley to check out the latest in weaponized technology.

Rock Ruckus (the walking stereotype) makes so much noise that he draws their attention. A one time dockworker he has stumbled his way to fame and uses his story to make money. His panache for racy and vulgar stories has taken him far, endearing him to the dockworkers, but no one else.



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